[–] 26632620? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I caught a can of La Choy chow mein noodles from my cupboard dropping forks into my toaster.

[–] 26632556? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My computers turns on by itself in the middle of the night. Its the jews.

[–] 26632506? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can receive Chinese radio broadcasts through my pubic hair.

[–] 26632622? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

only when near Hunter's antenna

[–] 26632543? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, you probably deserve it.

[–] 26632554? ago 

lmao

[–] 26632534? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My Chinese devices keep trying to tell me China Joe won the election.

Pretty funny. lmao

[–] 26634046? ago 

I don't use newer electronics. I don't use wifi at home. I am using a computer I built over 10 years ago plugged directly into my router.

I bought a USB Chinese floppy disk drive a while back to see if my old disks were still readable. All the disk directories came up in Chinese characters. I opened a TXT file, and it was Chinese characters. So I will not use that drive again. I will convert one of my old floppy drives and try that some time.

You'd be surprised at what you can accomplish with an old IBM American made computer running Linux and all open-source software.

[–] 26633416? ago 

Don't forget your favorite dildo. God knows what that thing could do to you should it turn.

[–] 26633350? ago 

"Everything you say is used against you"

Yeah that's China...

[–] 26632944? ago 

LMAO! Name one electronic product that isn't Chink......

[–] 26633359? ago 

My solar panels are US made and installed with US sourced parts.

No china snoop parts here.

PC at the office,flip phone still save as ever

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