[–] 26632506? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can receive Chinese radio broadcasts through my pubic hair.

[–] 26632622? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

only when near Hunter's antenna

[–] 26632543? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, you probably deserve it.

[–] 26632554? ago 

lmao

[–] 26632620? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I caught a can of La Choy chow mein noodles from my cupboard dropping forks into my toaster.