[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] arniecuntingham [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
i think i'm a heart surgeon and i demand the hospital refers to me as "DOCTOR cuntingham" and allows me to hack away at someone's heart to indulge my fantasy. also, i'm an airplane pilot and i demand american airlines give me the keys to one of their 747s.
[–] beefartist ago
CAn't you just say "I have had my brains molested out of my body" instead of this?
[–] buffalo_fart 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Guess there goes another set of pretty tits.
[–] grantorino43 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What baffles me is how quickly everyone is referring to her as him. Overnight and suddenly she's a guy. I really wish these nuts would get institutionalized.