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[–] Feeling_my_goats 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

A German chick tried to tell everyone she didn't want to wax... But due to her accent it sounded like "vax."

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[–] ghostprototype 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Well, you see, the illuminati consulted the oracles and decided that it would be a hell of a time to bring back childhood mortality and long-eradicated diseases.