[–] 26593236? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

This is fucking autistic.

[–] 26593403? [S] 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Well, we're autistic!

[–] 26594747? 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

No, we aren’t you twitchy, slow fuck.

[–] 26593743? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You are, anyway.

[–] 26593350? 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

[–] 26592883? 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

Suicide hotline is so dumb, what suicidal person is going to call a government hotline to cry to when it's those very people that have made life so bad that 3/4 of the population is considering offing itself.

[–] 26600234? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It probably reduces damages. Well, we had a hotline, we did all we reasonably could. If only he had just picked up the phone. Sorry for your loss.

[–] 26596269? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"Operators standing by" went over your head eh?

[–] 26596332? ago 

I suppose it did.

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[–] 26592589? 10 points -3 points (+7|-10) ago 

Yeah, its the national suicide hotline, a famous number and common meme on the chans. This isn't particularly interesting

[–] 26592891? ago 

also a clinton number?

[–] 26592793? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

A friend of mine recently went through the physical processing at MEPS to enlist in the army and they made him lay on a table while they inspected his body for evidence of self-harm. Suicide and attempted suicide are a big problem in the armed forces.

[–] 26600261? ago 

Hardly surprising given what they force them to do.

[–] 26592899? ago 

no more fragging

[–] 26592226? 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

wouldn't it be better for election manipulators to call in and confess and get jail time than condemned for treason??

i here hangin and firing squads are coming back in fashion...

[–] 26594733? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Too late. The treason has been committed at this point. Now we have mass executions.

[–] 26596582? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I see lots of job openings in the near future.

[–] 26593189? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

better for election manipulators to call in and confess and get jail time

the manipulators are some combo of MKUltra vics and/or pedo satanists. the election fraud is the loose string the public tugs on that unravels everything.

[–] 26592425? 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Ha, no deals. It isn't a fucking save your soul confessional. The enemy and it's useful idiots will be purged.

[–] 26592887? 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

It isn't a fucking save your soul confessional.

In fact, it is exactly that!

It's not, a "confess and keep your life" confessional.