[–] Hirion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I thought it was a new fleshlight.

[–] MaxShekel [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Its natures flesh light with a catch.

[–] BordelonLoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i saw an episode about those fish on River Monsters. they were, uh, going for the balls. season 3 episode 1
a pacu fish?

[–] MaxShekel [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't know how I feel about fish lips on my balls, goyim.

[–] BordelonLoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

apparently those fish have now invaded florida and many other states. it is a wrecking ball.

https://bassfishing-gurus.com/pacu-invasive-species/

"It is a vegetarian with powerful jaws and teeth designed to crack nuts."