[–] NorthSeaPagan 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Pizza party

[–] KikesOnTrikes 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

They don't get a platform unless they are owned.

[–] selpai 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's right.

[–] TheManyHands 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

His stepmother was the heir to the Swanson Foods fortune. He's probably the owner, not the owned.

[–] JTMTL 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wow, then this means we are being bankrupted as part of the plan.

[–] MemeDropAcct 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

The service was sweet and young, but a slight air of "What are we doing?" permeated the dining room.

tender little clams

the sounds of restless little ones

slice right through the little beasts

Peter Pan face

the best finish I ever had at Comet Ping Pong was yet another pizza

That entire fucking article is full of sick pedo wording. Surely this is just a cehencidence. Nothing to see here, move along.

[–] LFletcherProuty 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Rubbing our collective noses in their filth.

[–] When_He_Comes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exactly right.

[–] Tiessa 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sick

[–] RandomFurryDude 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Who the fuck talks like that?! Jesus christ, how do people NOT notice these pedo fucks?

[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago 

'TENDER LITTLE CLAMS' lol

[–] IrbyTremors 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

There is absolutely nothing funny about this.

[–] When_He_Comes 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Nothing funny about pedos

[–] Zyklon_Bear 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

That's not true. I laughed my ass off to lots of Michael Jackson parodies.

[–] anoncastillo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Who the fuck would even put clams on pizza? That absolutely has to be code.

[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord ago 

Probably, yes, but it's not evidence of anything.

[–] FlyinToadstar ago 

Clams on pizza is occasionally seen in NE shore areas. Lived near a very popular restaurant that served this even back in the 60's. That said, those same proprietors would have readily "disappeared" the sick fuck of a writer that wrote the above article.

[–] xenochrist15 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

“The appeal of such a venue is broad. Families appreciate the joint for the obvious (be warned: the sounds of restless little ones can easily outmuscle Dean Martin and Rosemary Clooney on the soundtrack), “ Fucking hell...

“(Diners trying to get some assistance from the staff on how to tackle soft shell crabs on a crust don't get much help. Experience has taught me to slice right through the little beasts, which enriches the pie with their tasty liquid innards.) Another hit from the water is the pizza sprinkled with tender little clams, soft onions and fresh thyme. “

  • tasty liquid innards. These fucks are cannibals too.

“Truth be told, though, the best finish I ever had at Comet Ping Pong was yet another pizza“ - the best finish? Who says that about food let alone outside of the bedroom?

[–] SleepySleepy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yes, it’s completely disgusting 🤮

[–] poopscooppp ago 

Yooo wtf

[–] Leveraction 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Carlson is another huge disappointment!

[–] When_He_Comes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If pero he is more than a disappointment. He is EVIL to the core.

[–] When_He_Comes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is awful. Today windering what do they have on Tucker.

[–] FlyinToadstar ago 

I'm more concerned about his kids. Pedos often keep it in the family.

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