[–] MFin_Looter_Kangs 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Does everyone who has a few cokes a day need to buy comfort seats? That’s racist!

[–] BlackGrapeDrank 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

this fat tub ofard needs to be converted into a battery cell like The Matrix

[–] Azryael ago  (edited ago)

Have they discovered how to convert lard into electricity? Doesn't seem very possible.

[–] Thissandwich 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Drinking coke apparently has an effect on skin tone.

[–] Fupachabra 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I could only afford a small fries and I was told if I wanted to upgrade to a large it would cost MORE MONEY??!?!

[–] aristotle07 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Obesity is a disability...

at the same time

Healthy at any size...

WTF is wrong with these people? Does obesity make people retarded or are they obese because they are retarded?

[–] Rockfish1000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes.

[–] ExpandaSaurus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

....are we sure this isn’t a parody account? It’s getting hard to tell.

[–] CloggedArteries 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Can’t be real. Could it?

[–] Groff 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She filed a complaint with ADA - what an idiot. The ADA is a thing (Americans with Disabilities Act), not a person, agency or business etc. I wonder what address she put on the envelope?

[–] TripleZ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cape Cod is in danger of flipping over if this hambeast lands there.

[–] Ghostman_Loon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Problem with my thyroids"!!! Holy shit it has more than one thyroid gland that is a problem. Oh wait... fattie probably means hypo/hyperthyroidism but is to dumb to look up which one they think they have.

[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But, but, everyone knows about her thyroids!

[–] Ghostman_Loon ago 

The plural is what worries me. People only have one thyroid gland.

[–] mundanest 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A couple cokes a day?! Wtf

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