[–] memik 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Fuck me, I read that as a giraffe eating ass. I blame jews.

[–] getshanked 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It would nearly expend as many calories doing that as there were in the mouthful of grass.

[–] cosMICjester 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's why they stay fit. two percent body fat

[–] yaksarefinetoo ago 

I think the giraffe knows how many calories are in what,

[–] YashinNashi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I feel like those jumping jacks would burn more calories than he's getting from grass.

[–] PuttItInMyButt ago 

maybe that's the plan

[–] MASSIVENIGGERCOCK 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It needs a longer neck

[–] TheOriginalChefDong ago 

Goes down and spreads legs....

[–] knightgal0015 ago 

A door a ble. Thanks

[–] yaksarefinetoo ago  (edited ago)

I just watched a documentary about giraffes because of this and they are a super fascinating animal.

Here's the documentary. The part I have it set to start at must feel like an alien abduction for the animals. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tapJy94gC1U&feature=youtu.be&t=1142

[–] TripleZ ago 

It's almost as if they were designed for eating tree leaves.

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