[–] i_scream_trucks ago 

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cyriak goes on safari

[–] getshanked 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It would nearly expend as many calories doing that as there were in the mouthful of grass.

[–] yaksarefinetoo ago 

I think the giraffe knows how many calories are in what,

[–] cosMICjester 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's why they stay fit. two percent body fat

[–] YashinNashi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I feel like those jumping jacks would burn more calories than he's getting from grass.

[–] PuttItInMyButt ago 

maybe that's the plan

[–] MaunaLoona ago 

looks kinda gay tbh

[–] Steinmacher 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

"Evolution"

Pfff

[–] memik 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Fuck me, I read that as a giraffe eating ass. I blame jews.

[–] poobardum ago 

[–] MASSIVENIGGERCOCK 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It needs a longer neck

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