[–] Monkeyshinerbot3000 ago 

May I suggest some canuk goes around trying to coax a used tampon from every canuk woman he meets?

[–] Bir_Yaqub 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Canuck women are on the rag 26 days out of the lunar month.
Source: Wikipedia

[–] Le_Bucheron ago 

I would try pig blood first

[–] lovehate123 ago 

When I got My criminal record 10+ years ago they made me take a DNA sample. The guy taking it was cool as balls. He dropped the sample on the Floor and said oops.

[–] stbelmont [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is already in people's homes. https://files.catbox.moe/t8um12.png

[–] Pissed_Mapleboi 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Why are you doomfagging? It's not like the Government shipped these out to everyone and made them mandatory to complete.

[–] stbelmont [S] ago 

So far it's 26 upvoats to your Oy vey.

[–] Jaegerjaques 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

It'll start out being voluntary. Soon after, they will make it mandatory, or induce requirements for travel or work that make it necessary to do it. That is their standard operating procedure so far. Relentless propaganda will make the population of drones that inhabit Canada slowly come to embrace the idea. Any who resist or offer criticism will be destroyed socially and economically

[–] abwydyn 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In Canada, the embrace is not slow.

[–] beefartist 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Stop spending all your time around Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver faggots and/or projecting your own weakness on Canadians. Census, jury duty, and masks are mandatory here; guess what happens when you don't comply? Nothing. The gov hasn't even taken the guns it "banned"

[–] Sarcasticus 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Not until they can prove they have a SARS-COV-2 isolate.

[–] abwydyn 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Even then, faggot.

[–] Sarcasticus ago 

The point is that the virus doesn't exist retard

[–] stbelmont [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

https://www.statcan.gc.ca/eng/survey/household/5339/brochure

Your participation will help in further understanding the impact of COVID-19. The results will help indicate how many people have been infected with COVID-19 (SARS-CoV-2), including those who may not have had related symptoms.

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If you are assisting your child with their test, make sure both of you wash your hands before and after the test.

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Make sure your hands are warm. This will improve blood flow. You can do so by rubbing your hands together

[–] Sweettendiesloving 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Do you rub them together like you just found some shekels?

[–] Pissed_Mapleboi ago 

"Rub your hands together as if you stumbled upon a pile of foreskins"