[–] flaxom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

More people are killed each year by trees than by cows, I'd bet. Checkmate vegans

[–] OyGoy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tipping trees is a dangerous activity.

[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Rowdy goddamn trees knock down a lot more shit than the bulls ever do.

[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Vegans are more likely to become prey to those plants than be able to take them down and eat them.

[–] simplechef 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

fig trees also eat bees.

[–] MrPim 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think it's a wasp. But good call on an actual carnivorous food plant.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The fig actually produces an enzyme called ficain (also known as ficin) which digests the dead wasps and the fig absorbs the nutrients to create the ripe fruits and seeds.[5] Several commercial and ornamental varieties of fig are parthenocarpic and do not require pollination to produce (sterile) fruits; these varieties need not be visited by fig wasps to bear fruit.

Daaaaang!!

[–] Diggernicks ago 

I like to troll cows by feeding them beef jerky.

[–] Le_Bucheron ago 

I'm sure you must be great with kids.

[–] DillHoleBagHands 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They are still faggots

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Yes, because veganism isn't about what you eat, but rather about smugly judging everybody else and telling then why you're a better, more righteous person than they are.

[–] GutterTrash 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Yes, they are still faggots

[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord ago 

Vegans need more meat, in the form of a cock expanding their sphincter

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