[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Vegans are more likely to become prey to those plants than be able to take them down and eat them.
[–] simplechef 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
fig trees also eat bees.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The fig actually produces an enzyme called ficain (also known as ficin) which digests the dead wasps and the fig absorbs the nutrients to create the ripe fruits and seeds.[5] Several commercial and ornamental varieties of fig are parthenocarpic and do not require pollination to produce (sterile) fruits; these varieties need not be visited by fig wasps to bear fruit.
Daaaaang!!
[–] Diggernicks ago
I like to troll cows by feeding them beef jerky.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Yes, because veganism isn't about what you eat, but rather about smugly judging everybody else and telling then why you're a better, more righteous person than they are.
[–] flaxom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
More people are killed each year by trees than by cows, I'd bet. Checkmate vegans
[–] OyGoy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Tipping trees is a dangerous activity.
[–] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Rowdy goddamn trees knock down a lot more shit than the bulls ever do.