[–] Meatloaf182 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am outraged! I am appalled! Nobody has ever taken a dump on your chest. Ill be that man

[–] Count_Monte_Cristo 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?

Malik: Damn.

Jake: That's way too much information for me, Catherine.

Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a huge dump.

Malik: Shit.

Catherine: On their chest.

Malik: Oh, that is whack.

[–] Meatloaf182 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Its my go to good time movie. Coach was emmy worthy goddammit

[–] nobslob ago 

Well that is actually true. They also encourage anti-christian rhetoric throughout society.