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[–] niggerologist 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

african american vernacular English or AAVE.

verna in latin means house born slave

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cular which means 'small', or 'very small'.

Thus the porch monkey nigger beasts language is essentially "very small house slave dialect" or "very small african american house slave English".

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[–] Okonkwood 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

sheeeeeit, that's the most clever intellectual defenestration I've seen in a while.

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[–] Eag1ezH1gher 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Short version:

  1. Niggers speak gibberish among themselves.

  2. Niggers speak proper English when in a business setting (primarily whites).

What this video didn't mention is how niggers in case 2 are thought of as not true niggers by niggers in case 1.

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[–] Nigs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Incorrect syntax and grammar now has its own language classification, cool.

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[–] Eag1ezH1gher 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can't be wrong when they's ain't no rules!

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[–] truckboattruck 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

giving the lazy tongued negro speak an explanatory video gives it farrrrrrrrr more credit than it deserves.

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[–] Hangman_Heydrich 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Moop di doop

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[–] 1997ape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

English is clearly too complicated for them to deal with unless they work really hard at it, it probably makes them super tired to speak properly.

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[–] Eag1ezH1gher 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It does take a lot of concentration just to keep from tripping over their lips.

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[–] beernbacon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ain't nobody don't need no muthafucking grammar rules fam

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[–] Okonkwood 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure you could deconstruct this if you were a linguist. I'm guessing the examples of "structure" he cites are basically the only examples of structure in AAVE. Just because a bastardized, simplified version of english has rules doesn't mean it's not stupid.

Also the comparison to Chinese and Arabic is laughable. They are grammatically simple because they use complex characters. Find me one "complex" aspect of nigger tongue.

Only thing I can think of are the click languages, which is more about tricky sounds than linguistic complexity, I'm guessing...

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