[–] SonOfRobin 1 point 49 points (+50|-1) ago 

I'm still nervous about hanging around people with neck tattoos. It is one of the largest red flags for bad decision making. I might not get a latte.

[–] JastheMace 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Bingo, guy would mess up your foam flower, bastard!

[–] SonOfRobin 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

OMG I didn't think of the foam flower. I was more worried that he might not know that you should wash your hands after fingering your asshole.

[–] clubberlang 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is this a sexual position for millenials i didn't know about?

[–] MarauderShields 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago 

Getting a latte is a major red flag for faggotry.

[–] RightWay 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

real chads drink homemade unfiltered black coffee, dark roast of course. minimal sugar and minimal milk

[–] non_compete 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to work retail security... every time I saw one (or a female for that matter) I knew they'd be walking out with something or trying....

[–] Bigz_Sarducci ago 

What about neckbeards?

[–] ggolemg 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

The new normal is always progressively worse.

[–] fuckyourownface 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're just a biggit. Once biden is elected, pedophilia will be legal if the victim is related. #pedopride

I'm joking obviously

[–] Blehblehbleh73 ago 

u/fuckyourownface fucks with a fucker's head while fucker fucks his own face by u/fuckyourownface 's command

[–] skullfuku ago 

wisdom.

[–] CryptoBard 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Have we come back round the other way, where now, me as a metal head with no tattoos is the unique one? Cool.

[–] mudbear 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Metalhead here, no tats. Put too much thought into what tattoo i wanted and realized permanently marking my body for attention or to somehow express myself was retarded. Never seen a tattoo i liked (well there was one guy with chainmail and Yggdrasil which was kinda cool), most look retarded and trashy.

Neck tats are just abhorrent retardery.

no piercings either.

Then again if i were to express myself through tattoos id never get hired.

[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Same here, love metal and older punk rock, but I have no body modifications. Shit's gay.

[–] FireCrackLover 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Tattoo sleave once badass now just equal Ed Shearon fan.

[–] TheGook 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

anybody with neck tat would suck a brack cock.

[–] fuckyourownface 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Welcome shitty wok you want shitty chicken

[–] AnotherGrayman ago 

Herro welcome shitty wok take order pwese

[–] skullfuku 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

*barack cock

[–] BlkRifleCoffeeCancer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

*Michael cock

[–] mean_dot 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

Having another man repeatedly penetrate your skin with his tiny needle ... Fucking gay.

[–] skullfuku 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

how could that become a fad? or piercings, for that matter?

[–] srgmpdns 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

One guy decided to make it a fad, back in the 1970s: Fakir Musafar.

Fakir Musafar My 60 Years of Body Play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RtV0vDZP7MYouTube

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/fakir-musafar-guru-to-piercers-tattooers-and-other-body-play-artists-dies-at-87/2018/08/14/31035a7a-9fcc-11e8-8e87-c869fe70a721_story.html

After a career in the advertising industry, this guy got into body modification, taught a lot of people about piercing and tattooing, and had quite a large and active cult in the San Francisco Bay area in the 70s and 80s. I knew some of his disciples, they were the first people I knew who had visible piercings and tribal tattoos.

[–] Pissed_Mapleboi ago 

If a woman does it, you can cancel out the gay

[–] Cedru 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But you can triple down on whore.

[–] winners_history 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

After the collapse, it'll be the difference between "Hello, stranger; what do you have to offer our survival commune?" and "Keep moving; the next time we see you, we'll open fire."

[–] Dr5trangegov 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Around trash, never relax. White, black, brown, yeller.

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