[–] MarauderShields 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago 

Getting a latte is a major red flag for faggotry.

[–] RightWay 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

real chads drink homemade unfiltered black coffee, dark roast of course. minimal sugar and minimal milk

[–] ThisIsMyRealName ago 

No milk or sugar, spot of heavy cream is enough

[–] MarauderShields ago 

Meh. Latte is gay as fuck, but too dark a roast kicks up the caffeine content which is not good for digestion.

[–] Olivefigs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pfft no sugar or milk, faggot

[–] JastheMace 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Bingo, guy would mess up your foam flower, bastard!

[–] clubberlang 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is this a sexual position for millenials i didn't know about?

[–] BlkRifleCoffeeCancer ago 

Not sexual, default position.

[–] SonOfRobin 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

OMG I didn't think of the foam flower. I was more worried that he might not know that you should wash your hands after fingering your asshole.

[–] Jimbonez_Jonez 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

he might not know that you should wash your hands after fingering your asshole.

You're supposed to wash up afterwards?

[–] Splooge 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

> foam flower

> fingering your asshole

Well that escalated quickly.