[–] fuckyourownface 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My girl is pretty good at identifying tools, but every time I ask for my Kleins she brings me lineman's pliers. She's learning though
[–] [deleted] 0 points 47 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] Pissed_Mapleboi 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Going on tinder and pretending she's not browsing for dick
[–] muscialfroot 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Sounds like she got the dick already, now she wants an ATM.
[–] Intrixina 0 points 35 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago (edited ago)
Translated:
A. "I have so many traits that completely disqualify me from being decent wife and mother material, that the father of my child won't even hang around to be a family"
B. "I have a shitty ability to pick a decent man to be the father of my child, but I want you to fund said child because I'm a degenerate"
or C. "I fucked some variant of nigger or a degenerate and he won't hang around because of the obvious."
Pick one or several.
[–] anoncastillo 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Just think how much worse a place the world is with a few hundred thousand less jews thanks to the holocaust.
[–] Gorillion 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
LOL.
A literal caricature of the "I'm ready to settle down now" meme.
I'm sure she caught the eye of the local pedo population. What other guy would accept this worthless "deal" if not for the subtle "access to a child" element along side her fairly clear stipulation that sex with her isn't going to be part of the package.
[–] GeneralDisposition 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Big nose treated hair. Nothing else. Men are visual and I don't see a white picket fence here.
[–] pixelkitteh 0 points 80 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago
That went downhill really fast.
[–] bcboncs 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
The memes write themselves
[–] robot7247 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
alright, finally a trad.........slut.
[–] heilmf 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
thanks for summing it up perfectly so i dont have to
[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago