[–] pixelkitteh 0 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago 

That went downhill really fast.

[–] bcboncs 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

The memes write themselves

[–] robot7247 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

alright, finally a trad.........slut.

[–] heilmf 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

thanks for summing it up perfectly so i dont have to

[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

After years being the bun to many hot-dogs, the female decides to chase the elusive family man. Having been covered in countless condiments, the bun thought one hot-dog would stay - but she has found that with the type of hot-dog she has been chasing this is not the case... and all the quality sausages can see the worn out bun is a mess of sauce, and know to stay away!

The only chance she has now might be with quorn.

[–] ciaozuzu 1 point 65 points (+66|-1) ago 

Also that baby is black ... guaranteed.

[–] facepaint 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That is totally unfair to say about a woman that casually uses the term ratchet.

[–] Intrixina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm assuming it being used in that context is nigger-speak? Anything I've not heard in the English language before now, I assume is nigger (or degenerate) speak.

[–] fuckyourownface 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My girl is pretty good at identifying tools, but every time I ask for my Kleins she brings me lineman's pliers. She's learning though

[–] Phantom42 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I swear every time I hear one unironically use the term I'd love nothing more than to hit them over the head with one.

A ratchet is a tool, useless whore!

[–] [deleted] 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Pissed_Mapleboi 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Going on tinder and pretending she's not browsing for dick

[–] muscialfroot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sounds like she got the dick already, now she wants an ATM.

[–] puggy ago 

like going to the butcher shop to find broccoli

[–] Intrixina 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Translated:

A. "I have so many traits that completely disqualify me from being decent wife and mother material, that the father of my child won't even hang around to be a family"

B. "I have a shitty ability to pick a decent man to be the father of my child, but I want you to fund said child because I'm a degenerate"

or C. "I fucked some variant of nigger or a degenerate and he won't hang around because of the obvious."

Pick one or several.

[–] ciaozuzu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think this one is a B/C combo.

[–] ciaozuzu 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

You know there just isn't a day that goes by that I don't thank the Gods that we defeated Hitler.

[–] anoncastillo 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Just think how much worse a place the world is with a few hundred thousand less jews thanks to the holocaust.

[–] Gorillion 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

LOL.

A literal caricature of the "I'm ready to settle down now" meme.

I'm sure she caught the eye of the local pedo population. What other guy would accept this worthless "deal" if not for the subtle "access to a child" element along side her fairly clear stipulation that sex with her isn't going to be part of the package.

[–] reason247 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whew... Good point.

[–] GeneralDisposition 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Big nose treated hair. Nothing else. Men are visual and I don't see a white picket fence here.

[–] Lurkan 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Lol what a whore

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