[–] pixelkitteh 0 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago 

That went downhill really fast.

[–] facepaint ago 

To be fair, it started with a nose ring and multi-color hair dye.

[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

After years being the bun to many hot-dogs, the female decides to chase the elusive family man. Having been covered in countless condiments, the bun thought one hot-dog would stay - but she has found that with the type of hot-dog she has been chasing this is not the case... and all the quality sausages can see the worn out bun is a mess of sauce, and know to stay away!

The only chance she has now might be with quorn.

[–] robot7247 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

alright, finally a trad.........slut.

[–] bcboncs 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

The memes write themselves

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[–] GeneralDisposition 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Big nose treated hair. Nothing else. Men are visual and I don't see a white picket fence here.

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[–] Pissed_Mapleboi 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Going on tinder and pretending she's not browsing for dick

[–] muscialfroot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sounds like she got the dick already, now she wants an ATM.

[–] puggy ago 

like going to the butcher shop to find broccoli