After years being the bun to many hot-dogs, the female decides to chase the elusive family man. Having been covered in countless condiments, the bun thought one hot-dog would stay - but she has found that with the type of hot-dog she has been chasing this is not the case... and all the quality sausages can see the worn out bun is a mess of sauce, and know to stay away!
Hope now exists for her only in quorn.
[–] TrialsAndTribulation 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"One night stands and hook ups are ratchet."
"Ratchet"? Like ratchet and socket? Or does she mean "wretched"?
[–] kishind 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
She's talking like a nigger. Niggers turned wretched to ratchet because they don't think or speak well.
[–] TrialsAndTribulation 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good lord, is that what it is? It's amazing how little self-awareness these ho's have. They try to come across like Eliza Doolittle at Ascot, but don't realize every other word is Blimey and Bloody.