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[–] Pissed_Mapleboi 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Going on tinder and pretending she's not browsing for dick

[–] puggy ago 

like going to the butcher shop to find broccoli

[–] muscialfroot 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sounds like she got the dick already, now she wants an ATM.

[–] ciaozuzu 1 point 65 points (+66|-1) ago 

Also that baby is black ... guaranteed.

[–] facepaint 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That is totally unfair to say about a woman that casually uses the term ratchet.

[–] Phantom42 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I swear every time I hear one unironically use the term I'd love nothing more than to hit them over the head with one.

A ratchet is a tool, useless whore!

[–] fuckyourownface 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My girl is pretty good at identifying tools, but every time I ask for my Kleins she brings me lineman's pliers. She's learning though

[–] Intrixina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm assuming it being used in that context is nigger-speak? Anything I've not heard in the English language before now, I assume is nigger (or degenerate) speak.

[–] pixelkitteh 0 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago 

That went downhill really fast.

[–] facepaint ago 

To be fair, it started with a nose ring and multi-color hair dye.

[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

After years being the bun to many hot-dogs, the female decides to chase the elusive family man. Having been covered in countless condiments, the bun thought one hot-dog would stay - but she has found that with the type of hot-dog she has been chasing this is not the case... and all the quality sausages can see the worn out bun is a mess of sauce, and know to stay away!

The only chance she has now might be with quorn.

[–] heilmf 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

thanks for summing it up perfectly so i dont have to

[–] robot7247 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

alright, finally a trad.........slut.

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