[–] fuckyourownface 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My girl is pretty good at identifying tools, but every time I ask for my Kleins she brings me lineman's pliers. She's learning though
[–] pixelkitteh 0 points 80 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago
That went downhill really fast.
[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
After years being the bun to many hot-dogs, the female decides to chase the elusive family man. Having been covered in countless condiments, the bun thought one hot-dog would stay - but she has found that with the type of hot-dog she has been chasing this is not the case... and all the quality sausages can see the worn out bun is a mess of sauce, and know to stay away!
The only chance she has now might be with quorn.
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[–] Pissed_Mapleboi 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Going on tinder and pretending she's not browsing for dick
[–] puggy ago
like going to the butcher shop to find broccoli
[–] muscialfroot 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Sounds like she got the dick already, now she wants an ATM.