After years being the bun to many hot-dogs, the female decides to chase the elusive family man. Having been covered in countless condiments, the bun thought one hot-dog would stay - but she has found that with the type of hot-dog she has been chasing this is not the case... and all the quality sausages can see the worn out bun is a mess of sauce, and know to stay away!
Hope now exists for her only in quorn.
[–] [deleted] ago
Or they are trained seals who will bark and clap for fish.
These are people who are trained against the normal traditional european value system. Why does everyone here think they can’t be retrained? Some people have a strong biological predisposition toward homo because of biological error. But this bitch doesn’t.
[–] Credible_Hulk 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
100% joggers kid probably went out to the University to finish his astronaut training and will be back to take care of his monkey
[–] thebearfromstartrack 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Stupid whore. I'm a piece of shit, I want a prince to sweep me off my feet.
[–] Floppyhorsecock ago (edited ago)
The only acceptable situation I can think of is she is a widow.
That would be quite tragic. Widowed while pregnant and prior to that was planning on being a home maker. Finding one's self all alone and suddenly low income if any facing the task of raising a baby that you thought would be the first of many with your husband.
Much more likely she has some niggers bastard corrupting her womb tho.
[–] daskapitalist ago
The thing about widows is that if you have dependents, then you either bought term life insurance or both of you are retarded. It's incredibly inexpensive and means that if you die at 21 your spouse will be sitting on $1-2 million and never need to worry about resources.
Anyone who even considers children without that prerequisite is so irresponsible and low IQ that no sane person would go near them.
[–] nougat_hater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I concurr, not having life insurance with inequal incomes, etc in marriage with a death is a recipe for disaster
[–] GutterTrash ago
If only they shared this sentiment before they became single mothers.
This is exactly like when Sanders condemns billionaires the moment he becomes a millionaire