[–] Gorillion 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

LOL.

A literal caricature of the "I'm ready to settle down now" meme.

I'm sure she caught the eye of the local pedo population. What other guy would accept this worthless "deal" if not for the subtle "access to a child" element along side her fairly clear stipulation that sex with her isn't going to be part of the package.

[–] reason247 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Whew... Good point.

[–] TrialsAndTribulation 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"One night stands and hook ups are ratchet."

"Ratchet"? Like ratchet and socket? Or does she mean "wretched"?

[–] kishind 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

She's talking like a nigger. Niggers turned wretched to ratchet because they don't think or speak well.

[–] TrialsAndTribulation 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Good lord, is that what it is? It's amazing how little self-awareness these ho's have. They try to come across like Eliza Doolittle at Ascot, but don't realize every other word is Blimey and Bloody.

[–] Floppyhorsecock ago  (edited ago)

The only acceptable situation I can think of is she is a widow.

That would be quite tragic. Widowed while pregnant and prior to that was planning on being a home maker. Finding one's self all alone and suddenly low income if any facing the task of raising a baby that you thought would be the first of many with your husband.

Much more likely she has some niggers bastard corrupting her womb tho.

[–] daskapitalist ago 

The thing about widows is that if you have dependents, then you either bought term life insurance or both of you are retarded. It's incredibly inexpensive and means that if you die at 21 your spouse will be sitting on $1-2 million and never need to worry about resources.

Anyone who even considers children without that prerequisite is so irresponsible and low IQ that no sane person would go near them.

[–] nougat_hater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I concurr, not having life insurance with inequal incomes, etc in marriage with a death is a recipe for disaster

[–] Smallest_Skil 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Nigglet?

[–] Patroller ago 

And here I hoped for a second she was there to troll Tinder.

[–] Steinmacher 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Multi color hair is a red flag too...

[–] Helena73 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I believe there is a nose ring there.

Cant believe Im not seeing any tattoos.

[–] Steinmacher ago 

I believe you're right about the nose ring.

[–] NPC2733 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Every. Fucking. Time.

[–] Intrixina 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Translated:

A. "I have so many traits that completely disqualify me from being decent wife and mother material, that the father of my child won't even hang around to be a family"

B. "I have a shitty ability to pick a decent man to be the father of my child, but I want you to fund said child because I'm a degenerate"

or C. "I fucked some variant of nigger or a degenerate and he won't hang around because of the obvious."

Pick one or several.

[–] ciaozuzu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think this one is a B/C combo.

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