[–] 26050414? 0 points 99 points (+99|-0) ago 

Now that's how you infiltrate and red pill! Well done.

[–] 26050947? 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago  (edited ago)

kek

[–] 26051197? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wonder what would happen if I got hammered (only why it would happen) then acted like a raging faggot with pink paint on my face if hey would legitimately listen to red pills and nod like they do when viewing CNN.

[–] 26051402? 2 points 29 points (+31|-2) ago 

That's not a red pill, that's a red suppository.

[–] 26053256? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Me: The pill is too large to swallow.

Doctor: there is another way to get this in your body.

[–] 26051510? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yes, I also broke login silence to commend both the efficiency and hilarity of this operation.

Midnight Strider.... oh you.. o7

[–] 26050445? 1 point 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Flippin Brilliant ! ! !

[–] 26050506? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Kek

[–] 26050519? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Lmaooooo

[–] 26050560? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That's the way you do it.

[–] 26050636? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Been following this Twatter for a week or so... Great stuff!

[–] 26056699? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A spoof account I am guessing?

[–] 26057831? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Definitely parody... look into the Tweets. Spells everything out the way it really is, but always puts a cringe liberal “spin” on it to explain away. Brilliant.

[–] 26050712? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

based troll

[–] 26050830? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sorry, I will try to improve.

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