[–] 26051402? 2 points 29 points (+31|-2) ago 

That's not a red pill, that's a red suppository.

[–] 26053256? 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Me: The pill is too large to swallow.

Doctor: there is another way to get this in your body.

[–] 26055546? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Perfect for libtards suffering from hemorrhoids.