[–] lostinapes ago 

In zogtopia trust no one.

[–] Battlefat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I had a good friend’s girl drunkenly shake her ass on my dick to music the first time I met her — in front of him. Totally unexpected, and even though she was hot, no big deal to me and so I kept as much physical distance between us as possible. She didn’t really understand the depth of our friendship so I leaned over and gave him the nod, as in, what the fuck is up with...this? He calmly told her to leave me be. And that was that.

He married her, put a baby inside her not too long after and we are still friends to this day. She still can’t make too much eye contact with me. Does that count as NOT fucking someone over?

A shitbag would have got her number on the sly

[–] GhostskinIsAfaggot [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

She's going to cheat on him one day if she hasn't already

[–] Battlefat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Probably, but not with me. That’s on him for choosing poorly

[–] GhostskinJosh 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You sound sad, ghostskin. Are you tired of being g alone because nobody can stand being around you, fagJosh?