[–] 26009812? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't sleep naked because some trendy barista girl told me that Covid can crawl up your butt when you sleep causing almost certain death for anyone you come within 5.9 feet of.

[–] 26009832? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i heard that too! tonight I'll sleep with a buttplug! (just like every night)

[–] 26009865? ago 

Good thinking. Butt I think underwear is good enough though.

[–] 26021702? ago 

Luck bastards. Here in KY where China Bershear is takiNg CCP orders

[–] 26025487? [S] ago 

join the colonels. as I understand it from KY kin that membership card is basically a free pass.

[–] 26013015? ago 

I'm so happy for you anon that I want to shoot off firecrackers too! It's a HUGE victory! God bless you!

[–] 26012168? ago 

The king keeps renewing ours. As a matter of fact, there is talk of a shutdown here again. I am ready to find a place where the muzzle is no longer "mandated". Congratulations to you!!

[–] 26011132? ago  (edited ago)

Just getting started here. Doesn’t affect me at all since I don’t play silly games.

[–] 26011022? ago 

wear masks on top of head to symbolically protect from all the shit they spray up there from falling down on you

[–] 26011017? ago 

Lucky man.

[–] 26010871? ago 

news promotes that it will be used as a voter suppression technique in mine

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