[–] 26011254? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dont get too excited and run out in the street a covid truck might run ya over

[–] 26010803? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I never wore one. I'm in a big city and it's mandated. I drove one state over for groceries until it was mandated there. I then went back to ordering on-line for drive up/pick up. This weekend I'm driving several hours to go to a mask free state for the week; just to be normal again. When my lease is up, I'm leaving the city for good.

[–] 26009812? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Don't sleep naked because some trendy barista girl told me that Covid can crawl up your butt when you sleep causing almost certain death for anyone you come within 5.9 feet of.

[–] 26009832? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i heard that too! tonight I'll sleep with a buttplug! (just like every night)

[–] 26009865? ago 

Good thinking. Butt I think underwear is good enough though.

[–] 26009978? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wear one anyway and show these mutha truckers who's boss!

[–] 26009991? [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I ran into a snag as I tend to carry 2-3 firearms at a time. It is entirely legal to conceal and carry in my state with no permit. You don't even have to register the gun. but it is illegal to conceal and carry while wearing a mask or face-covering.

[–] 26011982? ago 

Oh wow, I never thought of that. Thanks for the heads up.

[–] 26011061? ago 

I've read a lot of legal opinions that say the intent of the law is to make it illegal to wear a disguise while committing an armed crime. Theoretically the govt can't deny you your 2A rights just because they illegally mandated the wearing of face diapers. It would be an interesting case if someone were arrested for being masked while armed, and I'm not sure anyone would want to open that can of worms - especially because police are masked as well and some of the laws probably don't distinguish police vs civilians.

I carry everywhere, and am 99% mask-free, but I have worn a mask while carrying when I absolutely had to wear the mask. I would just look up the law in your state and see for yourself if it is well written and indisputable, or if it is overly broad and has wiggle room (or even mentions intent). I think many places have amended their similar laws to add extra charges if you are carrying while masked and committing a crime (hence the "intent"). Gun restrictions suck.

[–] 26010201? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thank you, thank you !

"I'm sorry Miss, but I am specifically required by law NOT to wear a mask as I am armed."

[–] 26009697? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There never was a mask mandate because it was unconstitutional from day 1 ... as every court case so far has shown.

[–] 26009713? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

absolutely true! and I've never observed it myself but this will do wonders for the local population.

[–] 26009763? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Asleep folks will be wearing them anyway long after. Conditioned now.

[–] 26010909? ago 

"When was the last time you boiled your mask?"

[–] 26012006? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Heh "boiled your mask" reminds me of when I was a kid, my Grandma would boil cloth things (dishrags, etc) in a cauldron in her back yard.

[–] 26009819? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

that's one of the really interesting bits about the local "rules"

the state has a mandate which remains in effect but the local government chose to conditionally play along. Their last vote extended it to today's date which at the time was the stated expiration of the state mandate. the language the local governing body chose to utilize cited the date rather than recognizing "the end of the state mandate" with the caveat that it would expire on the date (6 minutes) if it wasn't renewed prior.

so the local news is all going off the state mandate (which clearly delegates the actual decision to local bodies) but the local governing body chose not to vote on renewing their order. many of the locals won't know they're free. in fact I'd wager MOST of them won't get it until the local goats show them.

good news is that at least 4 halfway well-known goats are local and have a plan to share the info. Who knows. maybe we'll make national news!

[–] 26009441? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm happy for you. Oklahoma never had a mask mandate

[–] 26009440? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wait 42 minutes, just to be sure.

[–] 26009464? [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

just because you suggested I wait I'll start a minute early in your honor!

[–] 26009833? 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Don’t forget to wear your mask.

[–] 26009516? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good to be more free. Michigan?

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