[–] SparklingWiggle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Bullshit. The teacher and class would have stood and aplauded his dad for being so brave.

[–] ilikeskittles ago 

Ditto. But E for effort.

[–] SparklingWiggle ago 

E is for Excellence!

[–] christophoros 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

fart fart fart

but I am too embarrassed to repeat this