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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If she's in heaven, it's not much of a heaven
Pretty sure a goddess wouldn't be taking a selfie in a public fucking restroom...or be a huge tub of lard
[–] the_spectre ago
Nope, you want to go to heaven because polytheists are filthy heretics and are headed to hell.
Also, gluttony is a deadly sin.
Hell's going to fill up with lard really quickly in the coming years as HAESers have heart attacks due to their "fantastic health."
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
"I'm a billionaire." "The sky is vodka." "HAES is solid science."
See, I can make ridiculous claims too.
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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Did you lose your cup too? D:
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The sky is vodka?! OMG, be right back, it looks like it's going to rain. (Where's my cup?!!!)
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I'm immortal." "Chris Hemsworth is my boyfriend."