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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If she's in heaven, it's not much of a heaven
[–] theunrighteous ago
No. Nope. No. Never. Nope. Why the fuck do repulsive butterbeasts fucking say this shit?
[–] Nofatpeople ago
I'm pretty sure gluttony, sloth, and pride are sins. Heaven will be safe from this creature.
[–] CleanerThanYouAre ago
Calling yourself beautiful is like calling yourself cool. It just doesn't hold the same value as when someone else says you are...
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
"I'm a billionaire." "The sky is vodka." "HAES is solid science."
See, I can make ridiculous claims too.
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"I'm immortal." "Chris Hemsworth is my boyfriend."
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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Did you lose your cup too? D:
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The sky is vodka?! OMG, be right back, it looks like it's going to rain. (Where's my cup?!!!)