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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

"I'm a billionaire." "The sky is vodka." "HAES is solid science."

See, I can make ridiculous claims too.

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did you lose your cup too? D:

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The sky is vodka?! OMG, be right back, it looks like it's going to rain. (Where's my cup?!!!)

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"I'm immortal." "Chris Hemsworth is my boyfriend."

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[–] SilkyJohnson69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Goddess...of cankles

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Goddess of a stinking toilet.

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Goddess no longer means anything. Its dead.

Word graveyard: Curvy, Beautiful, Healthy, Cute, Goddess,

Any more?

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[–] Nofatpeople ago 

I'm pretty sure gluttony, sloth, and pride are sins. Heaven will be safe from this creature.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If she's in heaven, it's not much of a heaven

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole ago 

Pretty sure a goddess wouldn't be taking a selfie in a public fucking restroom...or be a huge tub of lard

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[–] ripfreespeech ago 

Being a God doesn't necessarily mean you're the king of heaven. For instance hades is the God of the underworld. She could be goddess of a special place all those who couldn't stop cramming lard into their gob go. The land of the eternal celery.

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