[–] the_spectre ago
Nope, you want to go to heaven because polytheists are filthy heretics and are headed to hell.
Also, gluttony is a deadly sin.
Hell's going to fill up with lard really quickly in the coming years as HAESers have heart attacks due to their "fantastic health."
[–] ripfreespeech ago
Being a God doesn't necessarily mean you're the king of heaven. For instance hades is the God of the underworld. She could be goddess of a special place all those who couldn't stop cramming lard into their gob go. The land of the eternal celery.
[–] CleanerThanYouAre ago
Calling yourself beautiful is like calling yourself cool. It just doesn't hold the same value as when someone else says you are...
[–] Nofatpeople ago
I'm pretty sure gluttony, sloth, and pride are sins. Heaven will be safe from this creature.
[–] FruityRumpusAsshole ago
Pretty sure a goddess wouldn't be taking a selfie in a public fucking restroom...or be a huge tub of lard