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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole ago 

Pretty sure a goddess wouldn't be taking a selfie in a public fucking restroom...or be a huge tub of lard

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[–] regularfellar ago 

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[–] the_spectre ago 

Nope, you want to go to heaven because polytheists are filthy heretics and are headed to hell.

Also, gluttony is a deadly sin.

Hell's going to fill up with lard really quickly in the coming years as HAESers have heart attacks due to their "fantastic health."

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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

If hell is fat free, I'll race you to it.

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[–] AegonVI ago 

And I'm the Queen of France...

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[–] ripfreespeech ago 

Being a God doesn't necessarily mean you're the king of heaven. For instance hades is the God of the underworld. She could be goddess of a special place all those who couldn't stop cramming lard into their gob go. The land of the eternal celery.

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[–] CleanerThanYouAre ago 

Calling yourself beautiful is like calling yourself cool. It just doesn't hold the same value as when someone else says you are...

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[–] Nofatpeople ago 

I'm pretty sure gluttony, sloth, and pride are sins. Heaven will be safe from this creature.

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