[–] ripfreespeech ago
Being a God doesn't necessarily mean you're the king of heaven. For instance hades is the God of the underworld. She could be goddess of a special place all those who couldn't stop cramming lard into their gob go. The land of the eternal celery.
[–] CleanerThanYouAre ago
Calling yourself beautiful is like calling yourself cool. It just doesn't hold the same value as when someone else says you are...
[–] Nofatpeople ago
I'm pretty sure gluttony, sloth, and pride are sins. Heaven will be safe from this creature.
[–] theunrighteous ago
No. Nope. No. Never. Nope. Why the fuck do repulsive butterbeasts fucking say this shit?
[–] DelusionalHominids ago
If hell is fat free, I'll race you to it.