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[–] DelusionalHominids ago 

If hell is fat free, I'll race you to it.

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[–] AegonVI ago 

And I'm the Queen of France...

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[–] ripfreespeech ago 

Being a God doesn't necessarily mean you're the king of heaven. For instance hades is the God of the underworld. She could be goddess of a special place all those who couldn't stop cramming lard into their gob go. The land of the eternal celery.

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[–] CleanerThanYouAre ago 

Calling yourself beautiful is like calling yourself cool. It just doesn't hold the same value as when someone else says you are...

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[–] Nofatpeople ago 

I'm pretty sure gluttony, sloth, and pride are sins. Heaven will be safe from this creature.

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[–] badkimchi ago 

Black is not slimming, it just looks like a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese. barf

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[–] theunrighteous ago 

No. Nope. No. Never. Nope. Why the fuck do repulsive butterbeasts fucking say this shit?