[–] Drunkenst ago  (edited ago)

wif waifu at party, fly left accidentally open, relieved i caught the wardrobe malfunction just in time.

waifu: “nevermind dear not to worry; a dead man can’t fall out of an open window.”

[–] shewhomustbeobeyed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Full monty?

[–] TurdLord5000 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Full Morty.

[–] shewhomustbeobeyed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

As long as I don't have to look, okay.

I always vote for comfy, over a bra, so who am I to judge.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

FULL MORTIS!

Optima quaeque dies miseris mortalibus aevi Prima fugit; subeunt morbi tristisque senectus Et labor, et durae rapit inclementia mortis.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pants are the root of all evil.

Hence, I DO THE NO PANTS DANCE!

[–] TurdLord5000 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

No pants is best pants.