[–] oyyyyyveyyyy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Dad? Is that you?
My dad is a fucking idiot unfortunately.
50 year old teenager perfectly describes him.
[–] bloodguard 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Wait until my father hears about this!"
Internet is forever, Sparky. Daddy can't fix this one.
[–] DamonAxemaker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Only greybeards and scammers still use Craig's List
[–] edwardbernays 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you got your oil checked as a child as much as this poor fucker you'd smoke crack too
[–] Maroonsaint ago
I’m sure crack is fun. Coke is fun. I do know a guy who smoked some crack and then started setting all his stuff on fire though so idk. Seems a lot more like a pcp move to me but I never tried that either
[–] cosMICjester ago
I hate to admit it the guy was living like a rock star. If my ol man was in the senate for 40 years then became VP I'd be milking that cow for all it's worth. Just being real.
[–] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, but would you also be smoking crack and marrying your dead brother's widow?
[–] cosMICjester 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Possibly depending on how hot she was. I smoked some big boulders back in the day when it was called free basing & wasn't stigmatized as a ghetto drug. Moderation is the key but I'd rather do ecstasy cuz one blast is too much & never enough. Before u hack me up I haven't partook party favors in 2 decades. Vino & white russians is the only drugs i do these days. Adios
[–] peacegnome ago
How much got leaked? any of the vids?
[–] Maroonsaint ago
There’s something about cumming when you’re under the influence of uppers, meth/coke. It’s way too good
[–] Bintemcflinty ago
Leaked of what? Is this someone a somebody??
[–] ClaytonBigsby313 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Fake: Is probably OP
Gay: OP
[–] ChimpEvader 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's Joe Biden's crack head son Hunter Biden who negotiated the 1.5B dollar loan from China without having any prior experience.
[–] thebearfromstartrack 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't forget the pregnant whore girlfriend AND the pregnant stripper suing him for paternity.