[–] GutterTrash 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

She is full of carbohydrates.

He is full of soy.

[–] H3r0n 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

And jewcum

[–] GutterTrash 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Now that you mention it, he has the exact same rat-faced qualities that other degenerate had that was married to some pig with 4 other boyfriends.

[–] GhostskinIsAfaggot 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I just don't understand how they can physically consume that many calories

[–] GutterTrash 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Eating shit fucks up insulin balance. It is considered a dominant hormone in the sense that its presence and absence create cascades of changes. Eating garbage ensures insulin remains high, this ensures coutnerregulatory hormones that signal satiety and fat burning remain inhibited. Consequence: They gleefully consume filth without ever triggering satiety. This is rarely observed when eating quality proteins and fats, which is why you rarely hear of people binge eating only on meats, but you always hear people binge eating on carbohydrate-dense foods

[–] GhostskinIsAfaggot 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

They must be eating stuff like cake and ho-hos constantly.

[–] kishind 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's a full time effort. I've wondered how two packs a day smokers can exist, there's hardly enough time to smoke one.

The answer is constant consumption.

[–] Fph72020 ago 

I'm stuck living with two shitty family members at the moment. One of them is a chain smoker and the other is a fatty who gorges on desserts every night. I smoke about four or five cigs a day, I know it's bad but it gives me stress relief because this situation sucks. I like ice cream but I get it every few weeks and make a pint last me three days; I don't eat a whole pint in one sitting multiple times a week.

[–] Atkho 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's feeder fetches it. He's of the same tribe as 🥓🥓🥓Linda Bacon🥓🥓🥓

[–] UselessIdiot 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I love the bacon emojis as substitutes for parentheses.

[–] REEEperMan 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Heh, they remind me of a married couple I know on FB. They married after high school, and the wife's always been a landwhale who hasn't had a job in years, spends all day playing video games or writing fanfics, and spends a ton of money on etsy and art commissions. The husband seemed like an average soyboy, but has a very well paying job so he can pay for the landwhale wife. I always wondered why a normal guy would put up with her... turns out he came out as a "trans lesbian" last year...

[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That’s fucking hilarious 😂🤣

[–] Vsamyahoo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Definitely caught in her gravitational field!

[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When your girlfriend’s fat nips are further apart than your shoulders...

Pure soy!

[–] FuckFatAcceptance 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

is that thefatbombus?

[–] conchpearls1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yes, but it's old account got deleted by Instaham's 'fatphobic' staff so it's now thefatterbombus!

[–] LanceUppercutt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is the face of a thing that's dead on the inside but not the outside yet.

The woman is an example of the opposite.

[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can't help people who aren't willing to help themselves. Many choices were made here by both parties and continue to be made.

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