[–] Floppyhorsecock ago 

Fake

Gay

[–] Polic3Stat3 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Troll Hall Of Fame! Hilarious.

[–] 25911875? ago 

This is almost as great as the Portland cops replying to "REEEE! I demand a female officer be present for this arrest!" with "how do you know I don't identify as a woman?"

[–] DontBeRacist 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

I am on my dad's phone account, and he's a vote-for-the-R boomer. So I keep getting these republican party text spam messages. I responded to one with, "Quit spamming me, or I'm going to vote for democrats." Then I got a response saying I was removed from the list. I'm still getting spam crap, though.

[–] J_Darnley ago 

:D

[–] chairfag 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit, I did the same exact thing about 3 weeks ago. Got a text from them where they addressed me by my first name. I shamed them for deadnaming me and told them I will definitely NOT be voting for them now.

[–] FannyCraddock 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

“I care, I work for the Biden campaign”

Oh fuck right off.

[–] fluxusp 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Using their own lunacy against them. Nice.

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