[–] gattaca ago 

Well.. thats two fresh kidneys, maybe a liver, heart and some lungs becoming available on the chinese organ transplant black market.

[–] SparklingWiggle ago 

Can you transplant across racial lines without rejection?

[–] gattaca ago 

Yes, it's antigen matching that is important in transplants.

[–] ArmourFou ago 

That's one way to get out of work.

[–] weaf ago 

"the late scientist in his seminal work discovered that fire is hot"

[–] DontBeRacist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Letting all that racist, white cotton know that diversity is our strength.

[–] OyGoy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And this is why your Walmart t-shirt is 6$ instead of 5$ now.

[–] Windmill4theLand 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

That was expensive.

[–] constitutionranger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’m sure the boss was real happy about that one

[–] TheBookWasBetter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Cost like 30 bucks. Then again, that is a year of work to them.

[–] Mind_Games 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"just like us"

[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm not sure who to make fun of. My guess is this is India, so I'll go with "Superpower by 2020".

In any case, fine move. Next, he should use the lighter to see how much gas is left in the can.

[–] Broc_Lia ago 

I'd guess Egypt

[–] BB-3 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

India produces more cotton than any other country in the world. Egypt isn't even in the top 10. I'd say the odds are against you.

[–] Ocelot 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Remember when Egypt was white? Ahh, the good old days.

[–] TheBookWasBetter ago 

He can thin the plastic to create a little window.

load more comments ▼ (11 remaining)