[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't pull on it, kid. You'll make it fall over and it might crush you.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers ago
I'll just go ahead and believe that it was artificial insemination... with a cattle prod.
[–] TimTamSlam ago
Yeah, that's her baby weight. She was mostly an athlete in school. Now she's too busy being a mum to worry about that diet stuff.
[–] dildonkers 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
All I see is a child being grabbed by a child abuser.
[–] la_fupacabra ago
My SO won't even let me get a large slurpee on our cheat meal days (hint, I wouldn't anyway, too many calories) because it's so horrifically bad for you. Why would you give that to a child? It's doomed.
[–] PepeThePained 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
That's basically like an alcoholic mother giving her toddler whiskey. Mother of the year award.
Why didn't evolution make it impossible for obese people to breed?
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's pretty hard for them, but unfortunately medicine has made it only dangerous, rather than impossible.
[–] hypercat ago
I really wish doctors would just not give any fertility drugs or treatment to fat people. Telling them to get fit before they bring a life into this world.
[–] FilmMakingShitlord ago
Because evolution doesn't have a plan or a goal. It's purely a mechanic.