[–] Gorillion 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Imagine injecting someone's bloodstream full of bees.

But seriously, there seems to be a whole bunch of healing factors around bees and honey. Probably why Big Pharma is trying to wipe them out with Round Up etc.

[–] smokratez 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

Honey is a great carb to train with. Doesn't make me fat like other carbs.

[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fermented honey is high in I believe chromium, which is supposed to be a great natural estrogen blocker.

[–] RealBiggly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Interesting?

[–] doginventer 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Good point

[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

FunFact: honey never spoils. Jars of it have been found in Egyptian tombs, still edible.

FunFact2: honey is bee vomit.

[–] NoseSubversion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Could you imagine humans dying to protect their vomit?

[–] beefartist 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Honey NEVER spoils and I know I have seen "crazy" people on network tv years ago healing with bee stings

[–] hollywood2020 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

News of something simple that cures cancer cells, yet the Pharma has been busy making Glysophate (sp) for decades to kill the honey bee. Irony much?

[–] weaf 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

i truly hope it is merely irony i suppose i should give the old addage "never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to incompetence"

[–] Seventh_Jim 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Convince me that wasn't a saying used by the kikes to convince average-intelligence whites not to be suspicious.

Think consequentially: stupidity and malice have the same result. Keep people that demonstrate them out of influence.

[–] selpai 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Know what else kills cancer cells? Heat...

[–] NoseSubversion ago 

Like super intense heat? Like radiation? Like that kind of heat that caused the cancer in the first place? Interesting.

[–] McPooperton 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Oy vey! Shut it down! We need people to keep paying big bucks to let doctors kill them slowly and painfully with chemotherapy. The goyem still don’t know this one yet.

[–] ciaozuzu 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My grandma called bees her fountain of youth. Honey is good for wrinkle and blemish free skin. Royal jelly and propolis taken internally keeps ladies and their parts young.

And after decades of quilting and knitting stings helped her arthritic hands.

Plus honey is delicious.

Bees are amazing.

[–] Butterbread 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Checks out. A social insect that builds amazing structures, enables growth the world over, and heals.

Enter the Africanized killer bee. Low honey output, destroys honey bee hives to get ahead, a pestilence on this planet.

Fortunately, everything has its limit. The Africans don't like it too far north.

[–] voats4goats ago 

And they haven't figured out the welfare system yet either

[–] Yamau 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

So does sulfuric acid.

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was sceptical at first, but they claim that it specifically targets cancer cells. Big if true.

[–] Biomass 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Can you survive sulfuric acid injection? Because you can survive a bee sting.

[–] QueensNewYorkGuy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some people are deathly allergic to bees.

[–] Haywood 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sulfuric acid injection was used for Information extraction during the Vietnam war. After info was acquired the subject was offered the "cure"...

A .45 pill to the head.

[–] norse 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Its almost as if the cure for anything is found in nature.. Wild..

[–] NoApologyTour 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Amazing thought that people are generally healthy in their natural habitat and customs.

Watching the media smear tonic as being an ineffective ‘old-timey’ potion, when in fact it’s increasingly looking like it (and similar compounds) safely cures/treats a variety of viruses made me realize that our best clue to figuring what works is to look at what’s being attacked. Just watch, one day we’ll find out that “snake oil” is a game changer. Probably for the same reason bee venom seems to be.

[–] jackofdiamonds 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

[–] Biomass 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That's stupid. A rare miss for XKCD.

[–] lord_nougat ago 

How could you miss at that close range?!

[–] StillWorkToDo 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Funny enough, that was the first time I'd returned to that website since https://web.archive.org/web/20191222091841/https://xkcd.com/1756/

I see there's a BLM banner at the top now, so i think I'll keep my distance again.

[–] geovoat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

go get stung i guess

[–] Phantom42 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Yeah, just dive in this here box and you'll be cancer free in no time!

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