[–] Leveraction ago  (edited ago)

Of course creepy, sleepy jackass joe wouldn't agree to be drug tested. They will also load him up with cocaine a minute before going on stage. There are other high profile figures who do this. In addition, chris the kook wallace aka Trump hater will be sure sleepy joe has the questions ahead of time and give him extra leeway. This is so predictable, vegas would be impressed.

[–] Orneryoldgoat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I’m hoping President Trump’s team is prepared to jam any form of communication device Joe might be hooked up with.

[–] JohnQ-Arkenstone ago 

Good thinking!

[–] hope4gaia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My bet is that Biden will have a headache (or something) and not debate. They can't risk it at this point.

[–] JasonTakesMAGAhattan ago 

I mean seriously, how will he even do this?

[–] grace8 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Epilepsy medicine reverses memory loss in study. Gee = Phenobarb shot.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/epilepsy-drug-reverses-memory-loss-in-alzheimers-study-says-050615

Trump is telling us Biden will be on his game tonight.

[–] bubbahicks 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

If govt workers and military are required to drug test, surely our devoted and caring politicians would be eager to lead by example and show their compliance with our laws and regulations.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

he knows he'll fail thanks in part to hunter's secondhand crack smoke floating around the house all the time!

[–] Blacksmith21 ago 

I think the crackpipe has been permantently removed from Hunter's mouth.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

did he died?

[–] slowcrash101 ago 

Cause he'd test positive for adrenochrome metabolites.

[–] FarPointPatriot 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

OK ... How AWESOME would it be if Trump and team hit those mutherfukers with this DURING the debate:

FANTASY TRANSCRIPT:

BIDEN: "Come on man, how come you wont let people see ur tax returns...what are you hiding Donald?"

TRUMP: "I tell you what Joe, I have my tax returns for the last ten years right here"

Pulls out an accordion folder.

"I will give you my tax returns for myslef and all of my businesses RIGHT NOW, as well as every member of the press if you agree to take a drug test right now ... What are you hiding Joe?"

That will never happen, but how kickass would that be ... It would go down in history as the most brutal political body slam of all time.

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