[–] DoodooBrown412 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Willing to bet she was quite thin in highschool and blew up shortly thereafter. Also looks Hispanic, so could have shat out a cub and ballooned as is their tendency.
[–] ExpandaSaurus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So... the fat rolls are like tree rings? Add one roll for every decade?
[–] BobsonDugnutt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's so crazy to think about how theres a normal skeleton inside all those rolls. Her organs are positively crushed inside that ham jacket
[–] ShitLady_Sith 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Of course it went on a picnic. Just what she needs, more eating. Maybe go on a hike or something.
[–] Doubanjiang ago
That hike would have to take place on the running track for at least 8 month or so, before we could even think to venture out on sidewalks and such. 18 month 'til we set a foot into some woods, 24 'til we can think about a trail that runs through some hills. Imagine that. A sandwich and some iced tea are just so much more convenient.
[–] crookedoldman 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
It's a goddamn ball!