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[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And he's right, you ever heard of a grease fire you fat fucking waste of carbon?

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[–] Aierx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That might involve them actually cooking food though. I say 'cooking' because I don't think they know how to use anything apart from a Fucking microwave to heat up last nights pizzas.

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[–] apoptosis15 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

were such a situation to eventuate, and I were the doctor, I'd be worried about her burning through the floor like so much thermite.

or maybe a grease-bomb, like an explosion of napalm that's all the more virulent. yuck.

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I dunno. If I saw a fat person burning, I probably wouldn't say anything at all.

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[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I'd make sure my video wasn't vertical

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You wouldn't be able to fit the entire whale in the frame if it was.

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[–] green_man 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hate vertical filming almost as much as fat people. Both are visually offensive, both require a fundamental lack of understanding of how things work, and both are fucking lazy.

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[–] ForgotMyName ago 

Would you shout "WORLDSTAR!" anyway?

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[–] Allimania ago 

You would need to film at least in landscape mode

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you try to touch them they might explode spewing fat all over you. Have you seen a grease fire before? Do you really want to subject yourself to that? Get at least 100 yards away and rethink what you have eaten that day.

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[–] Knote 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Should probably haul ass, that shit would be volatile.

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[–] LevelWitMe [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Because doctors are evil shitlords out to hurt your fee-fees! The delusion is real...

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[–] fatpeoplesuck 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Because 12 years of school and countless peer reviewed research are all wrong. Doctors don't know anything.

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Grease fires ARE dangerous.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

B-b-b-b-but, KFC grease tastes so good.

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Seriously... Fatties are combustible bio-fuel!

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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah...

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[–] running-shitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you! Always wondered about this. Much appreciated.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Fvck_Nick 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Would also have less to burn, technically.

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