[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I dunno. If I saw a fat person burning, I probably wouldn't say anything at all.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
I'd make sure my video wasn't vertical
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You wouldn't be able to fit the entire whale in the frame if it was.
[–] LevelWitMe [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Because doctors are evil shitlords out to hurt your fee-fees! The delusion is real...
[–] fatpeoplesuck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because 12 years of school and countless peer reviewed research are all wrong. Doctors don't know anything.
[–] WileyECryote 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Grease fires ARE dangerous.
[–] lefthandpath 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
B-b-b-b-but, KFC grease tastes so good.
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Seriously... Fatties are combustible bio-fuel!
[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah...
[–] running-shitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you! Always wondered about this. Much appreciated.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago (edited ago)
And he's right, you ever heard of a grease fire you fat fucking waste of carbon?
[–] Aierx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That might involve them actually cooking food though. I say 'cooking' because I don't think they know how to use anything apart from a Fucking microwave to heat up last nights pizzas.
[–] apoptosis15 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
were such a situation to eventuate, and I were the doctor, I'd be worried about her burning through the floor like so much thermite.
or maybe a grease-bomb, like an explosion of napalm that's all the more virulent. yuck.