[–] torky 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Well there was that MI5 agent who was found stuffed inside a suitcase in a bathtub and the metro police ruled it as suicide. I doubt it was
[–] MedicalMountainGoat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
First he chopped himself up though. Don't forget.
[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Wait, is this The Onion or not?
[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not even. I saw a click-batey link on twitter for the TV station that posted this story. It was supposed to be a bizarre update to the story, but the only thing that's bizarre is that the SFPD took so many months to determine the victim was murdered.
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[–] curtygriff 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I don't know... I think it could be suicide.
[–] Tsugumori 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An arrest was made shortly after but the suspect, Mark Andrus, was later released. Andrus, Shahwan’s former roommate in San Francisco, later died after admitting himself to the hospital.
Anyone else think that this part is more interesting than a poorly worded title? Like... what the fuck.
[–] HighfalutinNakabear 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah that was just kind of thrown in there at the end wtf? He admitted himself...and then died. Alright then.
[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"By jove, Holmes! How did you know?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson!"
[–] PM_NICE_BREASTS 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was going to reassemble him later....
[–] miistahmojo 0 points 51 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago
I think it's safe to say that this suitcase...
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...just became a murder case.
[–] coldacid 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[–] bisaya 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Alright, alright! Here's your up-vote you wise-ass!