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[–] 1751595? ago 

I feel like Captain Obvious should be reporting this story...

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[–] Tsugumori 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An arrest was made shortly after but the suspect, Mark Andrus, was later released. Andrus, Shahwan’s former roommate in San Francisco, later died after admitting himself to the hospital.

Anyone else think that this part is more interesting than a poorly worded title? Like... what the fuck.

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[–] HighfalutinNakabear 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah that was just kind of thrown in there at the end wtf? He admitted himself...and then died. Alright then.

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[–] Tsugumori 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Admitted himself... right after being released from police custody... and then died. Kinda makes you get the feeling you might not have the whole story.

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[–] OmenemO 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

First phrase that popped into my head after reading this: Ya think, DiNozzo?!

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[–] edistojim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wonder who tipped the cops off?

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[–] curtygriff 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't know... I think it could be suicide.

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[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Wait, is this The Onion or not?

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[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Not even. I saw a click-batey link on twitter for the TV station that posted this story. It was supposed to be a bizarre update to the story, but the only thing that's bizarre is that the SFPD took so many months to determine the victim was murdered.

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[–] 1747190? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thought the same thing at first...

But Onion articles are not as poorly written as this one.

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[–] leweb 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's a case of suicide by Rube Goldberg machine.

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[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The poor guy could still be alive if they'd just not opened the suitcase.

Oh no, that's the cat one.

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[–] Donbuster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Suspect" murder...
Yes, in the same way that one might suspect the dog if a trashcan is knocked over whilst no one is home, and various bits are chewed on....

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[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"By jove, Holmes! How did you know?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson!"

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