[–] torky 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Well there was that MI5 agent who was found stuffed inside a suitcase in a bathtub and the metro police ruled it as suicide. I doubt it was
[–] MedicalMountainGoat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
First he chopped himself up though. Don't forget.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Wait, is this The Onion or not?
[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not even. I saw a click-batey link on twitter for the TV station that posted this story. It was supposed to be a bizarre update to the story, but the only thing that's bizarre is that the SFPD took so many months to determine the victim was murdered.
[–] curtygriff 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I don't know... I think it could be suicide.
[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"By jove, Holmes! How did you know?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson!"
[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is why police detectives get paid the big bucks. In other news, the SFPD nabbed some people sneaking into a concert last weekend.
[–] spacedanspliff 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
they must all be Mensa members with that sterling intellect!
[–] PM_NICE_BREASTS 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was going to reassemble him later....
[–] miistahmojo 0 points 51 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago
I think it's safe to say that this suitcase...
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...just became a murder case.
[–] coldacid 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[–] bisaya 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Alright, alright! Here's your up-vote you wise-ass!