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[–] 1751595? ago 

I feel like Captain Obvious should be reporting this story...

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[–] OmenemO 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

First phrase that popped into my head after reading this: Ya think, DiNozzo?!

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[–] edistojim 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I wonder who tipped the cops off?

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[–] Tsugumori 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An arrest was made shortly after but the suspect, Mark Andrus, was later released. Andrus, Shahwan’s former roommate in San Francisco, later died after admitting himself to the hospital.

Anyone else think that this part is more interesting than a poorly worded title? Like... what the fuck.

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[–] HighfalutinNakabear 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah that was just kind of thrown in there at the end wtf? He admitted himself...and then died. Alright then.

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[–] Tsugumori 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Admitted himself... right after being released from police custody... and then died. Kinda makes you get the feeling you might not have the whole story.

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[–] Donbuster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Suspect" murder...
Yes, in the same way that one might suspect the dog if a trashcan is knocked over whilst no one is home, and various bits are chewed on....

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[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"By jove, Holmes! How did you know?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson!"

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[–] PM_NICE_BREASTS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was going to reassemble him later....

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[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is why police detectives get paid the big bucks. In other news, the SFPD nabbed some people sneaking into a concert last weekend.

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[–] spacedanspliff 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

they must all be Mensa members with that sterling intellect!

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[–] curtygriff 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I don't know... I think it could be suicide.

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