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[–] MedicalMountainGoat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
First he chopped himself up though. Don't forget.
[–] torky 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Well there was that MI5 agent who was found stuffed inside a suitcase in a bathtub and the metro police ruled it as suicide. I doubt it was
[–] miistahmojo 0 points 51 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago
I think it's safe to say that this suitcase...
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...just became a murder case.
[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Wait, is this The Onion or not?
[–] Paranoidroid [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not even. I saw a click-batey link on twitter for the TV station that posted this story. It was supposed to be a bizarre update to the story, but the only thing that's bizarre is that the SFPD took so many months to determine the victim was murdered.
[–] 1747190? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I thought the same thing at first...
But Onion articles are not as poorly written as this one.