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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] cheesewh0re ago 

Me too. All I have is this tiny pocket on my skinny jeans that don't make my legs look sausage bursting out of the casing.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Eh, fit people should just fight back. Or run (walk easily) away.

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[–] sanataseva 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ehh, there's nothing in the wallet because fatty doesn't work and spends all its disability/fatty stipend on Mountain Dew, potato chips and Double Stuf Oreos. There's really only the one key, and it opens a dank, smelly apartment that is only theirs because the landlord can't get in through the wall of pizza boxes, broken medical equipment and waste products. The phone is a flip from the early 2000s that it can't find because it has embedded in its skin. It hasn't been replaced because fatty doesn't need a phone, no one wants to talk to it anyway.

So don't be jealous, there is nothing in an obese worth protecting.

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fat privilege is being able to store things without needing pockets.

Reminds me of this.

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[–] uberdoober 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I feel sorry for the cop that had to drive fatty to jail, I bet the stench was unbearable.