[–] FridayJones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You think you had it tough? We didn't even have a day. All we got was reflected filtered Sunlight, never the pure stuff. Sure, we saved a lot on beach umbrellas and sunglasses and cocoa butter, but those 12-hour clocks were MURDER before we invented AM and all we had was PM.

[–] CrankyOldMan655 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Back in my day, we didn't have umbrellas or sunglasses

[–] FridayJones ago 

Then how could you tell which pencil-sellers were blind, and what did you beat them with?